Hot Tub Man

So I have never really had normal interaction for with boys my whole life! They have pretty much ignored me so when they show me any attention I just can't handle it! Even if it is fake attention like Justin's! While on our Idaho Territory Road Trip we ended up staying in Missoula, Montana because we spent to much time in Big Hole! So we tried to find a place to stay but it was a little bit difficult! Apparently according to the desk clerk at the hotel we finally found there was a testyfesty going on! So when we were checking in a man came in and said "Hey Ladies! I have extra towels! If you want them I am in room 314!" We just laughed and then went up to our room! Emily and Melissa really wanted to go to the pool! So we have the pool to ourselves and we are having a good time! The water was really cold and we decided to go to the hot tub! We went into the hot tub and the jets were causing my swimming suite to fill with air and we were laughing at it! Then in walks towel guy! He said "What are you guys laughing at?" Remember how I don't know how to react! So I told him we were laughing at my swimming suite! Then he said "Stand up and show me your suite"
Me: Nope!
Man: Come on!
Me: Nope!
Man: Ok! Can we come in!
I got up and moved in between Melissa and Emily!
Man: I can see your swimming suite it is just fine!
Then I had to explain that it was floating up because of the Jets! Then he decided said that he was more then willing to come hold it down for me! I told him thanks but I would be fine! Then he came and sat by me! Oliously because of my excessive giggling he knew that I was a tad uncomfortable!
Man: I want you to know that I am not a pervert! I am just a normal guy! If I was a pervert I wouldn't be here I be at a high school not here! How about you give me a hug?
Me: Nope (Now don't think that I took this slave and sophistication! I was so embarrassed A: That a boy that I didn't know was talking to me! B: That I was in a hot tub and a stranger is asking me trying to hug me! As Kenna said that She doesn't hug me why would he hug you! I giggled and giggled and giggled)
Man: Why not it is just a little hug!
Me: I don't even know you!
Man: I am a nice guy!
Me: I am sure you are a nice guy! But I am not going to hug you!
Man: Why not? I remember what you were wearing earlier today (He knew my clothes and
Me: I don't even know your name I am not going to hug you!
Man: My name is Ernest!
Me: Curtis
Ernest: No Ernest!
Me: Oh sorry but I am still not going to hug you!
Ernest: (To Melissa) You will hug me?
Melissa: Nope
Ernest: (To Emily) Will you hug me?
Emily: Sure why not! (the funny thing is that Emily is the only one married)
So as hard as Ernest tried I would barely talk to him and will not hug him! He tired to get Emily and Melissa to say that I was crazy for not giving him a simple hug and when they defended me he is shocked that they didn't throw me under the bus!
Ernest: This ladies are perfect wing men because they really love you!
Me: Yes they do!
But I was getting super hot because I really hate hot tubs! So I went to got out of the hot tub and into the pool! I should have stayed in the hot tub cause then he checked me out and I was totally freaked out and just jumped in the pool! I was totally weirded out! Apparently Ernest told Melissa and Emily that he really did think I was hot and that 314 was his room number! Holy weird, but this story was to good not to share! Emily and Melissa thought it made the trip! I thought it was funny and I never want to be in that situation again!