So we need to take a break from Disney to Tell this Hillarious story! This is for my Aunt Allison sorry it took me so long!
For fhe we broke into groups and went to buy stuff for our sub for Santa families! Our group was Kenna, Kyla, Larry (Kyla's boyfriend), Justin (my friend Ryan's brother) and me! We decided to So we went to Fred Meyer to buy some stuff for your sub for Santa family! Justin wanted to go to get them a nativity, but there wasn't one there, and I was in trouble because I wanted to go to there! So all through the store we kept fighting! He would suggest something and then he would says no to it! He was driving me crazy! So then when we were checking out
he said "Oh Sweety your going to get this that is so nice of you"
Me: "I am not your sweety"
Justin: You pay for this and I will put them in in the basket Honey
Me: I am not your honey
Justin: "I am not sure why she married me she is so amazing!"
Me: "Justin shut up"!
So as we are walking out of the store and I say don't ever do that again!
Desert Book! Justin and I are fighting through the whole store because he won't make a decision!
Me: Justin would you just make a decision!
Justin: huge sheepish smile
Worker: Wow that was a husband smile is I have seen one!
Me: He is not my husband
Worker: Oh your engaged
Me: No we are at fhe for your singles ward!
Worker: you aren't dating
Me: No
Worker: Maybe this is a prophesy! (then we pinches my cheek)
Me: No its not! I am a lot older then him
Justin the whole time is just laughing and I am dying
Then a text message conversation between me and Justin about the 12 days of Christmas!
J: Hey Melissa, honey darling ^^ hehe I'm so sorry but I'm not going to make it to fhe tonight but I still will deliver the gift to the that couple tonight! (more about the couple that doesn't matter)
Me: Justin you are crazy! (then the address) (I actually first sent it to our cousin Justin and it was pretty funny!)
J: Why am I crazy sweety?
Me: You know why! Thank you for delivering that tonight
J: Anytime Babe! Bahamas
Me: Stop!
J: Wait I meant to say Bahahaha but my phone thought Bahamas
Me: got to love auto correct
J: Bahamas are nice to
So not a problem right! Wait until today at church during Sunday school when He is teaching! I am sitting there being a good student listening and commenting! Then he says I need some one to read a quote for me! I give him the look like I would if you need me to and he says in front of the whole class "Oh honey buns will you read this for me" I was so embarrassed! I said "I am not your honey buns and now I am so embarrassed I can't read" I could barley read and I have no clue what it was about! I was dying! Then I gave it back to him and he said "Thanks babe" "I am not your babe" Then I was glaring at him during the lesson he said to everyone "stop glaring at me"! Then as I was walking down the hall people tell me that I am really robbing the cradle (he is 21 and just got home from his mission) I was so mordified!
Now before you all think this is real he does not like me! He just thinks he is super funny! As mordified as I was I really do think that it is super funny after the fact!
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Thank you for finally putting my prying, crazed mind at ease and dishing!
Hey! If Uncle Daren can do it I don't see why you can't do it too!! Come On Melissa!!! This family has room for another cradle robber. You need to turn the tables on him, call him babe and honey sweety buns and pinch his cheeks. Try it. Do it. Report back . . . Justin is a nice name, so he has at least that going for him. And I think he sounds fun. Another plus. I know I know. . . he doesn't like you like that . . . yet. :o) I'm with Kyle . . . I approve. Now get busy and flirt with this boy and stop telling him you are not his honey! You get busy and BE his honey!!
Bahahahahah! (and I DON'T mean Bahamas)
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