Miss Wilding are you married?

This is a question and conversation I have with my students on a regular bases at least one or twice a month! This week it seems like there has been greater interest in my dating life! To demonstrate I will tell you about a converstation I had today!
Student: Miss Wilding are you married?
Me: No
Student: Why?
(now the funny thing is how to you answer that question! Well I think boys are fatheads most of the time! If I talked to a boy I would be doing good! I don't know I went to counselling to figure it out! Even saying none of your business doesn't seems to work because I have a compulsion to answer ever question they ask!)
Me: Well no one has ever asked me!
Another Student: Miss Wilding will you marry me?
Me: No but thanks for asking!

Don't ever let me tell you I have never been asked because multiple times of the year I am asked this question!